Friday, December 26, 2008

Better Late Than Never

Now that Christmas is over and I have some time to breathe, I decided to post a poem I wrote for my Christmas lesson for church, that I never used. (I hate to think I waisted my time.) Mostly I just feel guilty for not even mentioning Christmas. So here is my "better late than never" effort.


'Twas the Night of True Christmas
'Twas the night of true Christmas, when all through the Earth,
The world was stirring, with news of His birth,
The stars in the Heavens hung by the moon with great care,
In hopes of a glimpse of Our Lord laying peacefully there,
The child was nestled all snug in his manger,
While King Herod was plotting against him with danger,
The wise men did come from far in the east,
Unknowingly alerting this selfish beast,
When in the fields there arose a messenger divine,
Telling the shepherds of the true Christmas sign,
Away in a manger all wrapped in swaddling clothes,
While the Wise men sought him by following the starlight glows,
The Nephites did look as the new star appeared,
With no darkness that night, the righteous cheered,
While the wicked did fall down to their knees,
Regretting they couldn't slay the righteous as they pleased,
So Satan doubled his efforts of doubt,
Lyings, deceivings, and hardenings did sprout,
But most of the people still knew he came,
Baptism, repentance, and peace they did proclaim,
Now in Bethlehem the Shepherds did see his angel's face!
Then with excitement told everyone, all over the place,
The promised child lay cooing, at his mother so mild,
With hope now all who heard surely smiled,
The wise men did bring gifts, even three,
They presented their treasures, bowing down on one knee,
The first gift was that of beautiful gold,
Something so valuable for one who is not very old,
Then came the frankincense, the holy perfume,
A great symbol of his future sacrifice, I presume,
The third gift was that of myrrh, the great embalmer,
A reminder of resurrection's new hope, and the stable grew calmer,
All these grown men bowed down and worshiped the baby,
The Lord's promises were sure, not just a maybe,
A bundle of peace, a bundle of joy,
He would grow in wisdom and stature, a smart little boy,
The gift was given, the Lord came to reign!
From breaking the bands of justice to death's ugly chains,
He would save us all from our world of doom,
Because of him, all who died would rise from the tomb,
But first he stayed among the children of men,
He would teach us, love us, heal us and then,
The small baby would pay for each and every sin,
Then great long nails would pierce his precious skin,
Upon a wooden cross he'd be lifted up,
Because of love, His Father would not remove this cup,
After three long days the babe turned man would rise,
Giving promise of renewed life to all who dies,
Yes, this babe in the manger would have a hard life,
Full of mockings and trials and great unjust strife,
Most beloved by all in heaven is given,
The brother who's life would be purpose driven,
Look now upon this little Christ child with hope,
You can be cleansed through him, better than any old soap,
So let me hear you exclaim, ere ye go on with your celebration,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all salvation!"

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Can You See Him?

I received an email from my mom yesterday. It was one of those ones where you forward it to 5 people cause, the person who created it felt like they would make their mark on the world by email. Here is what it basically said:


"If I could sit on the porch with God, the first thing I would do is thank him for you.... Forward this to at least 5 people including the person that sent it to you, a person will appear standing on this bridge. Let me know if you know the person ? Okay?"

Here's the picture before.

So we both had to try it. And the result is this picture.

Do you see Him? Yeah, that's what I thought.

My mom emailed back and told me who she saw. "It must be the Holy Ghost!"

I love my mom!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

"It's Like an Angel Peeing on Your Tongue!"

...That is if the angel had a candy cane fetish like I do. What am I talking about?
My new favorite tradition. Ready for this Holiday recipe?
First you take hot chocolate (I make it from scratch: cocoa, sugar, make it the same color as the commercially made Hot cocoa powder, then sprinkle a little salt, add a little water to make it a paste, boil it, then add milk and heat till it's good and hot.)
Put the hot chocolate in a mug and then... be prepared to be amazed at the next and final ingredient... Take a good scoop of peppermint ice cream and drop it into the hot cup of chocolate. It totally blew my mind that I never thought of this before. I think I have a new crush. *sigh*

Monday, December 1, 2008

Because I Can

So, I got an email from Kristin, one of those look at my answers and then fill in your own and email it to people doohickeys. Since I'm just not that kind of person, and it's not that I mind getting them or filling them out, but I really don't think other people care about my answers, I decided to just post the questions and my answers here. Okay, I'm also sick of looking at my last post.

So if anyone wants to, I would love to hear your answers, but I won't bother tagging people, cause then I feel stupid when no one follows through.

1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? Gift wrap unless I'm lazy or out of tape.
2. Real tree or Artificial? I like real, I settle for fake.
3. When do you put up the tree? Who knows? Last year it was two days before Christmas
4. When do you take the tree down? Are you kidding, I just put that thing up! It will be at least a couple weeks.
5. Do you like eggnog? As long as I don't think about what it is, I love it.
6. Favorite gift received as a child? One of those push sweepers.
7. Hardest person to buy for? It's Peter and everyone on his side of the family.
8. Easiest person to buy for? Me. I like cheap stuff. Not to mention, I know what I like.
9. Do you have a nativity scene? A couple. One puts away like a puzzle into the Manger and I hand painted it myself
10. Mail or email Christmas cards? I'm not into cards, sorry. I think its a Hallmark conspiracy.
11. Worst Christmas gift you ever received? A dollar store unicorn balloon that you wear on you head for a party hat. Jason said I would think it was funny later, good thing he was right.
12. Favorite Christmas Movie? I absolutely hate Christmas movies unless they are about Christ. I did however cry during Elf..."I Believe." (I think that's what they said at the end)
13. When do you start shopping for Christmas? As late and gradually as possible
14. Have you ever recycled a Christmas present? You tell me.
15. Favorite thing to eat at Christmas? uh, candy cane?
16. Lights on the tree - white or colored? I like colors as long as they don't blink too fast and give me motion sickness. (I can't help following the lights around and round...)
17. Favorite Christmas songs: the ones in the hymn book, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, but my favorite is O Holy Night
18. Travel at Christmas or stay home? Stay home. Unless Hawaii is an option ;-)
19. Can you name all of Santa's reindeer? Yes, including Olive.
20. Angel on the tree top or a star? I guess you could call it a star. It's pointy.
21. Open the presents Christmas Eve or morning? We open presents made especially for us from extended family Christmas eve drawing. The rest on Christmas morning. (Ha Ha! I just used Kristin's answer)
22. Most annoying thing about this time of the year? Christmas movies. Bah! Humbug!
23. Favorite ornament theme or color? I like the ugly ones they make you make in school. I've never used so much yarn in my life.
24. Favorite for Christmas dinner? Funeral Potatoes, because we're celebrating a birth here, and ham, because what would Jesus do?